Thursday, January 06, 2005

Latest James White Theme Song: "Fun Fun Fun"

Okay, folks; this is the last of this before moving on to other things. I just couldn't resist doing one more parody. The possibilities here were far too rich and -- given the latest absurdities and surreal charges being thrown about -- my great love of satire rendered me utterly unable to resist (the humor-challenged need not read any further; you have been forewarned!).

Fun Fun Fun

(Beach Boys, 1964)
(Brian Wilson/Mike Love)
See original lyrics

[written to/about Bishop James White]

Well he wrote his latest post
And he's cruisin' through the Cath-o-lic blogs now
Seems he forgot all about the contrary
Cuz he's stuck in a rut now
And with ad hominem blasting
Starts twistin' just as fast as he can now

And he'll have fun fun fun
Now that DA put his keyboard away
(Fun fun fun now that DA put his keyboard away)

Well the Catholics can't stand him
'Cause he writes books that build a straw man now
(distort papist grace now; distort papist grace)
He makes the independent Baptists go fight the Roman Catholic Church now
(he ran the good race now; he ran the good race)
A lotta guys try to argue
But he leads them on a wild goose chase now
(egg on your face now; egg on your face)

And we'll have fun fun fun
Now that DA put his keyboard away
(Fun fun fun now that DA put his keyboard away)

Well you knew it was wrong
And old DA's gotten wise to you now
(You shouldn't-a lied now you shouldn't-a lied)
But since he stopped his set of keys
You've been thinking that DA is all through now
(You shouldn't-a lied now you shouldn't-a lied)

But you can bring along your Chick*
'Cause you've got a lot of things to 'splain now
(You shouldn't-a lied now you shouldn't-a lied)

But we'll have fun fun fun now that DA put his keyboard away
(Dave'll run run run cuz the bishop exegeted away)
Fun fun fun now that DA put his keyboard away
(Dave'll run run run cuz the bishop exegeted away)

[repeat further, with Eric ("I didn't say that!") Svendsen doing the gleeful falsetto fade-out]

* = Jack Chick anti-Catholic "comic" tracts

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